#0382 NO HOLIDAYS THAT MY FAMILY HAD IN 10/2019,2020,2021,2022 2023,NOW for Life , BECAUSE OF KLAMTH FALLS,OREGON AND THE STATE OF THE UNION NOW , BECAUSE OF SOME PETTY PEOPLE OUR WHOLE LIVES FOR NO REASON AT ALL!
Thursday, September 17, 2026
During the Old Kingdom of Egypt (circa 2686–2181 BCE), holidays and festivals were religious celebrations tied to the agricultural cycle of the Nile River and the divine power of the pharaoh Cosmic Balance (Ma'at): Egyptians believed festivals helped maintain ma'at (truth, balance, and cosmic order) by pleasing the gods and ensuring the continuation of life and nature The Nile's Flooding: Holidays honored the annual inundation (flooding) of the Nile, which left rich silt for farming and was viewed as a divine act of renewal and rebirth Royal Renewal: Celebrations reinforced the sacred, divine authority of the king, linking his rule directly to the favor of the gods to the Ancestors: Festivities included honoring the deceased with food and offerings at tombs to sustain spirits and secure their blessing Wepet-Renpet (Opening of the Year): The massive New Year's celebration marking the star Sirius rising and the start of the Nile flood, featuring grand meals, offerings, and royal appearances Sed Festival (Heb Sed): A royal jubilee held for a pharaoh after 30 years of rule (and periodically after) to renew the king's physical and divine strength to govern.The Sokar Festival: A solemn agricultural festival (which later merged with Osiris traditions) dedicated to the earth god Sokar, marking cycles of death and rebirth in the soil. The Old Kingdom of Egypt (c. 2686–2181 BCE) established a powerful central government and created monumental stone architecture like the Pyramids of Giza The Step Pyramid: Built at Saqqara for King Djoser by his architect Imhotep, marking the first major large-scale stone building. True Pyramids: King Sneferu perfected pyramid building with the Red Pyramid, leading directly to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza for Pharaoh Khufu. The Great Sphinx: Carved as a massive royal and symbolic monument during this era. Centralized Rule: Unified Egypt from a capital at Memphis, creating a stable political environment. Complex Bureaucracy: Developed an efficient system of regional administration, state-led taxation, and organized labor. Rise of Scribes: Created a new, educated class of scribes and officials who managed state resources Trade Networks: Expanded profitable trade routes with Nubia, the Sinai, and Levantine cities like Byblos to secure timber and luxury goods. Agricultural Control: Coordinated large irrigation projects along the Nile to maximize crop yields and feed a growing population. Christmas in Egypt is mainly celebrated on January 7 by Coptic Orthodox Advent Fast: Worshippers complete a strict 43-day vegan fast (known as the Holy Nativity Fast) starting in mid-November. No animal products: They abstain from meat, poultry, and dairy products as a form of spiritual discipline Church services: On January 6, families dress in new clothes and head to church for the long midnight mass. Hymns and prayers: Services feature traditional Coptic hymns and Bible readings that last well past midnight. Breaking the fast: Families return home late at night for a massive feast called Iftar. Fatta: The main dish is fatta, a savory mix of rice, crisp flatbread, boiled meat, and a rich garlic-vinegar sauce. Kahk: People bake and share kahk, which are sweet shortbread biscuits stuffed with nuts, dates, or sugar. Baba Noël: Father Christmas is known locally as Baba Noël. Children hope he climbs through windows and leave out small treats like kahk for him. Gifting money: Adults give children small monetary gifts or special envelopes (similar to Eidiya used during Eid) to celebrate By celebrating the gods and changing of the seasons, ancient Egyptians showed their love and appreciation for these greater powers The Legend of Sekhmet: Mythology tells of the warrior and healing goddess Sekhmet, who grew bloodthirsty while punishing humans. To save humanity, the sun god Ra tricked her by turning a vast field of beer red with pomegranate juice or red ochre. She drank it, fell asleep, and stopped the slaughter. Some modern pop culture and writers point to this blood-drinking story as an early precursor to vampire myths Ancient Mesopotamia (Sumer, Babylonia, and Assyria)Ekimmu: Considered by historians to be one of the earliest precursors to the vampire. These were the restless ghosts of people who suffered violent, unburied, or premature deaths. They were believed to return to the world of the living to feed on life essence, cause illness, and harass the living Empusae: Shape-shifting underworld demons sent by the goddess Hecate could transform into various shapes, and seduced young men before feasting on their flesh and draining their blood Lemures: Roman spirits of the restless dead who returned from the grave. While not strict blood-drinkers, they were feared household specters that required annual pacification festivals (Lemuria) to keep them from haunting the living The term vampire did not exist in ancient times. Blood drinking and similar activities were attributed to demons or spirits who would eat flesh and drink blood The modern idea of the vampire came from Eastern European folklore and 18th-century panic, though it was built on ancient stories of blood-drinking demoAncient Demons (Before 1000 AD) Mesopotamia: The earliest recorded ideas started with ancient spirits like Lilitu. Greece and Rome: People told tales of monsters like Lamia that attacked people in the dark. The Difference: ThesEastern European Folklore (1000–1700s) The Undead: The idea of a revenant—a dead body rising from the grave to hurt the living—started in Slavic and Balkan regions. First Writing: The word for vampire (upir) appeared in an Old Russian text in 1047. Real Panic: As the Queen's Gazette explains, communities faced real outbreaks of disease and decomposition they could not explain. This led to mass hysteria and villagers digging up bodies in the 1700se early creatures were viewed as gods or demons, not as dead humans who came back to life.ns
During the Old Kingdom of Egypt (circa 2686–2181 BCE), holidays and festivals were religious celebrations tied to the agricultural cycle of the Nile River and the divine power of the pharaoh Cosmic Balance (Ma'at): Egyptians believed festivals helped maintain ma'at (truth, balance, and cosmic order) by pleasing the gods and ensuring the continuation of life and nature The Nile's Flooding: Holidays honored the annual inundation (flooding) of the Nile, which left rich silt for farming and was viewed as a divine act of renewal and rebirth Royal Renewal: Celebrations reinforced the sacred, divine authority of the king, linking his rule directly to the favor of the gods to the Ancestors: Festivities included honoring the deceased with food and offerings at tombs to sustain spirits and secure their blessing Wepet-Renpet (Opening of the Year): The massive New Year's celebration marking the star Sirius rising and the start of the Nile flood, featuring grand meals, offerings, and royal appearances Sed Festival (Heb Sed): A royal jubilee held for a pharaoh after 30 years of rule (and periodically after) to renew the king's physical and divine strength to govern.The Sokar Festival: A solemn agricultural festival (which later merged with Osiris traditions) dedicated to the earth god Sokar, marking cycles of death and rebirth in the soil. The Old Kingdom of Egypt (c. 2686–2181 BCE) established a powerful central government and created monumental stone architecture like the Pyramids of Giza The Step Pyramid: Built at Saqqara for King Djoser by his architect Imhotep, marking the first major large-scale stone building. True Pyramids: King Sneferu perfected pyramid building with the Red Pyramid, leading directly to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza for Pharaoh Khufu. The Great Sphinx: Carved as a massive royal and symbolic monument during this era. Centralized Rule: Unified Egypt from a capital at Memphis, creating a stable political environment. Complex Bureaucracy: Developed an efficient system of regional administration, state-led taxation, and organized labor. Rise of Scribes: Created a new, educated class of scribes and officials who managed state resources Trade Networks: Expanded profitable trade routes with Nubia, the Sinai, and Levantine cities like Byblos to secure timber and luxury goods. Agricultural Control: Coordinated large irrigation projects along the Nile to maximize crop yields and feed a growing population. Christmas in Egypt is mainly celebrated on January 7 by Coptic Orthodox Advent Fast: Worshippers complete a strict 43-day vegan fast (known as the Holy Nativity Fast) starting in mid-November. No animal products: They abstain from meat, poultry, and dairy products as a form of spiritual discipline Church services: On January 6, families dress in new clothes and head to church for the long midnight mass. Hymns and prayers: Services feature traditional Coptic hymns and Bible readings that last well past midnight. Breaking the fast: Families return home late at night for a massive feast called Iftar. Fatta: The main dish is fatta, a savory mix of rice, crisp flatbread, boiled meat, and a rich garlic-vinegar sauce. Kahk: People bake and share kahk, which are sweet shortbread biscuits stuffed with nuts, dates, or sugar. Baba Noël: Father Christmas is known locally as Baba Noël. Children hope he climbs through windows and leave out small treats like kahk for him. Gifting money: Adults give children small monetary gifts or special envelopes (similar to Eidiya used during Eid) to celebrate By celebrating the gods and changing of the seasons, ancient Egyptians showed their love and appreciation for these greater powers The Legend of Sekhmet: Mythology tells of the warrior and healing goddess Sekhmet, who grew bloodthirsty while punishing humans. To save humanity, the sun god Ra tricked her by turning a vast field of beer red with pomegranate juice or red ochre. She drank it, fell asleep, and stopped the slaughter. Some modern pop culture and writers point to this blood-drinking story as an early precursor to vampire myths Ancient Mesopotamia (Sumer, Babylonia, and Assyria)Ekimmu: Considered by historians to be one of the earliest precursors to the vampire. These were the restless ghosts of people who suffered violent, unburied, or premature deaths. They were believed to return to the world of the living to feed on life essence, cause illness, and harass the living Empusae: Shape-shifting underworld demons sent by the goddess Hecate could transform into various shapes, and seduced young men before feasting on their flesh and draining their blood Lemures: Roman spirits of the restless dead who returned from the grave. While not strict blood-drinkers, they were feared household specters that required annual pacification festivals (Lemuria) to keep them from haunting the living The term vampire did not exist in ancient times. Blood drinking and similar activities were attributed to demons or spirits who would eat flesh and drink blood The modern idea of the vampire came from Eastern European folklore and 18th-century panic, though it was built on ancient stories of blood-drinking demoAncient Demons (Before 1000 AD) Mesopotamia: The earliest recorded ideas started with ancient spirits like Lilitu. Greece and Rome: People told tales of monsters like Lamia that attacked people in the dark. The Difference: ThesEastern European Folklore (1000–1700s) The Undead: The idea of a revenant—a dead body rising from the grave to hurt the living—started in Slavic and Balkan regions. First Writing: The word for vampire (upir) appeared in an Old Russian text in 1047. Real Panic: As the Queen's Gazette explains, communities faced real outbreaks of disease and decomposition they could not explain. This led to mass hysteria and villagers digging up bodies in the 1700se early creatures were viewed as gods or demons, not as dead humans who came back to life.ns
Wednesday, September 16, 2026
Ammit was not worshipped and did not have beliefs or a cult, but rather she was a mythological demoness in ancient Egyptian religion who was believed to devour the hearts of the dead during the final judgment Ammit in the Old Kingdom (c. 2686–2181 BCE)Absent from Texts: Ammit did not exist as a defined figure or character during the Old Kingdom.Other Devourers: Old Kingdom Pyramid Texts instead occasionally referred to other deities, like the moon god Khonsu, acting in the role of a heart-devourer.No Concept Yet: The specific hybrid monster concept of Ammit had not yet been invented or written into funerary literature Ammit in the Later Kingdoms (Middle and New Kingdom)First Appearance: Depictions and mentions of Ammit first emerge during the Middle Kingdom, long after the Old Kingdom ended.The Weighing of the Heart: She became famous later in the New Kingdom inside the Book of the Dead.Her Role: She waited beside the scales in the Hall of Two Truths to eat the heart of any soul whose sins made them heavier than the feather of truth, causing total annihilation of the soul. The Old Kingdom in ancient Egypt was a golden age of peace, strong central government, and massive stone architecture that lasted from roughly 2686 to 2181 BCE (covering the Third through Sixth Dynasties) Age of the Pyramids: People often call this period the "Age of the Pyramids" or the "Age of the Pyramid Builders" because kings built the first great stone pyramids Time Span: It lasted from about 2686 BCE to 2181 BCE First Peak: It was the first of three major "Kingdom" high points in ancient Egyptian history, followed later by the Middle Kingdom and the New Kingdom Centralized Power: The king (or pharaoh) ruled from the capital city of Memphis with absolute authority and divine status Monumental Building: Kings like Djoser, Sneferu, Khufu, Khafre, and Menkaure organized huge labor forces to build the Step Pyramid at Saqqara and the Great Pyramids at Giza Cultural Growth: Art, writing, and a strong government bureaucracy flourished during this time of internal peace and economic prosperity. The religion of the Old Kingdom in Egypt (c. 2686–2181 BCE) was a polytheistic state religion centered on the worship of many gods, with the sun god Ra (or Re) as the dominant national deity. Divine Kingship: Pharaohs were viewed as the earthly representatives of the gods. During the Fifth Dynasty, kings adopted the title "Son of Ra" Sun Cult: The city of Heliopolis became the primary religious center for the worship of Ra The Afterlife and Pyramids: Mortuary practices were vital. The Pyramid Texts were carved into royal tombs to protect the pharaoh's body and help his soul ascend to the heavens professional priesthood was largely absent during this era; instead, local nobles and officials carried out rotational duties in templesInbreeding was not common among ancient Egyptian royalty because the ruling family wanted to imitate the gods, keep political power inside the family, and protect a sacred, pure bloodline the golden blood the sacred blood the blood of the holy water.Keeping Blood Pure: Rulers believed their royal blood was superior to anyone else's. They avoided mixing their lineage with outside nobles or foreign powers to secure absolute authority. The Old Kingdom of Egypt began around 2686 BCE with the rise of the Third Dynasty and the unification of Egypt under a strong, centralized government Unification of Egypt: Earlier unification of Upper and Lower Egypt during the Early Dynastic Period set the political stage. Rise of the Third Dynasty: King Djoser founded the capital at Memphis, creating a strong central power base. Divine Kingship: Pharaohs became viewed as living gods on earth, giving them absolute authority to command national resources. Monumental Architecture: The shift from mudbrick to massive stone building began, led by the architect Imhotep who built Djoser’s Step Pyramid at Saqqara Yes, the biological and genetic bloodlines of ancient Egyptians still exist today through modern Egyptians, and full blooded native american indian women only. though specific royal lineages like individual pharaohs are possible to trace directly
Make a classic, buttery Traditional Thanksgiving Stuffing using dried bread cubes, fresh herbs, and aromatic vegetables baked to a golden crisp. IngredientsFor the full list of ingredients including crusty bread, unsalted butter, onions, celery, garlic, fresh herbs (sage, thyme, parsley), broth, and eggs, Dry the bread: Heat your oven to 350°F, toast the bread cubes on a baking sheet for 30 minutes, and let cool.Sauté the aromatics: Cook diced onions, celery, garlic, and seasonings in butter, add a splash of broth, and stir in the fresh herbs.Mix and combine: Whisk the remaining broth, eggs, salt, and pepper, then gently combine with the dried bread and cooked vegetables.Bake and crisp: Transfer to a baking dish, dot with remaining butter, cover with foil, bake at 350°F for 25 minutes, then uncover and bake 15 minutes more until golden. ( i also add turkey gravey in the mix and turkey liver and hearts all cut up)
An old-fashioned glazed ham features a classic brown sugar and mustard coating, decorated with pineapple rings, maraschino cherries, and whole cloves Ingredients1 (10 to 14-pound) fully cooked bone-in ham (shank or butt end)1 cup light or dark brown sugar½ cup Dijon mustard½ cup pineapple juice (plus extra for the pan)1 can (20 oz) pineapple rings, drained (reserve juice)½ cup maraschino cherries1 tablespoon whole cloves InstructionsPreheat the oven to 325°F (165°C). Place an oven rack in the lower middle position : Place the ham face-down (cut side down) in a large roasting pan. Pour a splash of pineapple juice into the bottom of the pan to keep the meat moist. : Use a sharp knife to score the top fat of the ham lightly in a diamond pattern, about ⅛-inch deep. Initial Bake: Cover the roasting pan tightly with aluminum foil. Bake for about 12 to 15 minutes per pound, or until heated nearly through Mix the Glaze: In a small bowl, whisk together the brown sugar, Dijon mustard, and ½ cup of pineapple juice until smooth Decorate: Remove the ham from the oven and take off the foil. Press whole cloves into the intersections of the diamond-scored fat. Use toothpicks to secure pineapple rings across the top and sides of the ham, placing a maraschino cherry in the center of each ring Glaze and Caramelize: Increase the oven temperature to 400°F–425°F. Brush the glaze generously over the ham, fruit, and exposed areas. Return to the oven uncovered for 20 to 25 minutes, until the glaze is bubbly and deeply caramelized and the pineapple edges turn golden brown Rest and Serve: Remove the ham from the oven and let it rest for 15 to 20 minutes before removing the toothpicks, slicing, and serving ( THIS WAS MY SONS FAV TILL ONE DAY/NIGHT ON JULY 31,2021 AND THE EARLY MORNING OF AUG 1,2021 I WAS BRUTELY BROKEN INTO AND RAPED, AND THEY MADE ME LEAVE MY HOUSE AT 4527 SE RHODESIA ST MILWAUKIE,OREGON 97222 AND THEN THEY FOLLOWED ME FROM STATE TO STATE AND TOWN TO TOWN AND COUNTY TO COUNTY AND RESERVATION TO RESERVATION THROUGH THE USA AND STILL THERE ARE SOME ACCUSSERS STILL ALIVE AND THE REST HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND KILLED. THIS IS A TRUE STORY ABOUT A PORTION OF MY LIFE, NAOMI LYNN SIMON AND MORE WORLD WIDE.
Tuesday, September 15, 2026
An old-fashioned glazed ham features a classic brown sugar and mustard coating, decorated with pineapple rings, maraschino cherries, and whole cloves Ingredients1 (10 to 14-pound) fully cooked bone-in ham (shank or butt end)1 cup light or dark brown sugar½ cup Dijon mustard½ cup pineapple juice (plus extra for the pan)1 can (20 oz) pineapple rings, drained (reserve juice)½ cup maraschino cherries1 tablespoon whole cloves InstructionsPreheat the oven to 325°F (165°C). Place an oven rack in the lower middle position : Place the ham face-down (cut side down) in a large roasting pan. Pour a splash of pineapple juice into the bottom of the pan to keep the meat moist. : Use a sharp knife to score the top fat of the ham lightly in a diamond pattern, about ⅛-inch deep. Initial Bake: Cover the roasting pan tightly with aluminum foil. Bake for about 12 to 15 minutes per pound, or until heated nearly through Mix the Glaze: In a small bowl, whisk together the brown sugar, Dijon mustard, and ½ cup of pineapple juice until smooth Decorate: Remove the ham from the oven and take off the foil. Press whole cloves into the intersections of the diamond-scored fat. Use toothpicks to secure pineapple rings across the top and sides of the ham, placing a maraschino cherry in the center of each ring Glaze and Caramelize: Increase the oven temperature to 400°F–425°F. Brush the glaze generously over the ham, fruit, and exposed areas. Return to the oven uncovered for 20 to 25 minutes, until the glaze is bubbly and deeply caramelized and the pineapple edges turn golden brown Rest and Serve: Remove the ham from the oven and let it rest for 15 to 20 minutes before removing the toothpicks, slicing, and serving
Old-fashioned cream puffs feature light, airy choux pastry shells filled with rich vanilla cream and dusted with powdered sugar IngredientsPastry Shells1 cup water½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter¼ teaspoon salt1 cup all-purpose flour4 large eggs (room temperature) Cream Filling1 package (3.4 oz) instant vanilla pudding mix½ cup cold milk2 cups heavy whipping cream¼ cup powdered sugar (plus extra for dusting)1 teaspoon vanilla extract DirectionsMaking the Pastry ShellsPreheat your oven to 400°F (200°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Combine water, butter, and salt in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Bring the mixture to a rolling boil until the butter melts completely Reduce the heat to low and add the flour all at once. Stir vigorously with a wooden spoon until the mixture forms a thick ball and pulls away from the sides of the pan (about 1 minute) Beat in the eggs one at a time, mixing completely after each egg until the dough becomes smooth and glossy Spoon or pipe 2-inch mounds of dough onto your prepared baking sheet, leaving space between each puff Bake at 400°F for 35 to 40 minutes until they turn deep golden brown. Do not open the oven door during the first 15 minutes Poke a small hole in the side of each puff to let steam escape, then let them cool completely on a wire rack Making the Filling and AssemblingWhisk the instant vanilla pudding mix with the cold milk in a medium bowl until it thickens.Whip the heavy cream, powdered sugar, and vanilla extract in a separate chilled bowl until stiff peaks form.Gently fold the pudding mixture into the whipped cream until smooth.Slice the cooled pastry shells horizontally across the middle or pipe the filling directly inside using a small hole.Spoon or pipe the vanilla cream generously into the bottom shells, replace the tops, and dust with powdered sugar. Spoon or pipe the vanilla cream generously into the bottom shells, replace the tops, and dust with powdered sugar. ( CUT THEM IN HALF AND PUT VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM A SCOOP OR HOME MADE WHIP CREAM PUT THE TOP BACK ON AND PUT POWDERED SUGAR ACROSS THE TOP AND DRIZZLE WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE YUMMY)
To make classic old-fashioned Christmas chocolate fudge, you boil sugar, cocoa powder, milk, and salt together, then beat in butter and vanilla until smooth Ingredients3 cups granulated sugar⅔ cup unsweetened cocoa powder⅛ tsp salt1 ½ cups milk or evaporated milk4 tbsp (¼ cup) unsalted butter1 tsp pure vanilla extract½ cup chopped walnuts or pecans (optional) InstructionsPrep the pan: Grease an 8x8-inch baking pan or line it with parchment paper Combine dry ingredients: In a medium saucepan, whisk together the sugar, cocoa powder, and salt. Add milk: Pour in the milk and stir until well blended. Boil: Place the pan over medium-high heat and stir constantly until the mixture comes to a full boil Simmer without stirring: Reduce the heat to medium-low. Insert a candy thermometer. Cook without stirring until the temperature reaches 238°F (the soft-ball stage Cool: Remove the pan from the heat. Drop the butter and vanilla on top, but do not stir. Let the pan cool undisturbed until the bottom feels lukewarm (about 110°F to 114°F), which takes 50 to 70 minutes Beat the fudge: Using a wooden spoon or hand mixer, vigorously beat the mixture until it thickens and loses its glossy sheen. Quickly fold in the optional nuts. Set and slice: Spread the fudge evenly into your prepared pan. Let it cool completely at room temperature, then cut into 1-inch squares
Golden Rum Cake features chopped walnuts baked right into a buttery bundt cake and a rich rum syrup poured over top. IngredientsFor the Cake1 cup chopped walnuts1 package (15.25 oz) yellow cake mix1 package (3.4 oz) instant vanilla pudding mix4 large eggs½ cup dark rum½ cup water½ cup vegetable oil For the Rum Glaze½ cup unsalted butter1 cup granulated white sugar¾ cup water (divided: ¼ cup for boiling, plus remaining)½ cup dark rum (stirred in after removing from heat InstructionsPreheat and Prep: Preheat your oven to 325°F (165°C). Generously grease and flour a 10-inch bundt pan Add Nuts: Sprinkle the chopped walnuts evenly across the bottom of the greased bundt pan Mix Batter: In a large bowl, combine the yellow cake mix and instant vanilla pudding mix. Add the eggs, ½ cup of dark rum, ½ cup of water, and vegetable oil. Beat with a hand mixer for about 2 to 3 minutes until smooth. Bake: Pour the batter evenly over the walnuts in the pan. Bake for about 50 to 60 minutes, or until a wooden toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean Make the Glaze: While the cake bakes, combine the butter, white sugar, and ¼ cup of water in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly, and let it cook for about 5 minutes until it thickens slightly. Remove the pan from the heat and carefully stir in the remaining ½ cup of dark rum Soak the Cake: Let the baked cake cool in the pan for 10 minutes. Invert the cake onto a serving plate. Poke small holes over the top of the warm cake using a skewer or toothpick, then slowly brush or spoon the warm rum glaze over the top and sides, letting the liquid soak deeply into the crumb. Repeat until all the glaze is absorbed
You can bake a spooky centerpiece using the Haunted Halloween Gingerbread House recipe Ingredients½ cup salted butter1 cup brown sugar1 cup molasses2 tbsp ground cinnamon1 tbsp ground ginger½ tsp ground cloves1 tsp salt½ cup water6 cups all-purpose flour InstructionsMelt the base: Heat butter, brown sugar, molasses, spices, salt, and water in a saucepan until melted and smooth. Let it cool slightly.Add flour: Stir in the flour to form a stiff dough. Chill the dough for at least 2 hours.Cut shapes: Roll out the dough and cut out walls, roof panels, and other spooky shapes using a template.Bake: Bake at 350°F (175°C) for 12–15 minutes until firm. Cool completely before assembly.Assemble and decorate: Use thick royal icing to glue the walls and roof together. Decorate with candy, chocolate, and eerie details.
Monday, September 14, 2026
Make old-fashioned stovetop candied yams by simmering fresh sweet potatoes in a rich, buttery sugar syrup with warm spices Ingredients3 lbs fresh sweet potatoes (or orange-fleshed yams), peeled and sliced into 1/2-inch rounds1 stick (1/2 cup) unsalted butter3/4 cup dark brown sugar, packed3/4 cup granulated white sugar1 tsp ground cinnamon1/2 tsp ground nutmeg1/4 tsp ground ginger1 tsp vanilla extract1/4 tsp salt2 tbsp fresh orange juice or a splash of water to start the liquid ( I USE PUMPKIN PIE SPICE BY MCCORMICK ) Prep the potatoes: Wash, peel, and slice the sweet potatoes into even 1/2-inch rounds or thick chunks Make the base: Place a heavy-bottomed pot over medium heat. Add the butter, brown sugar, white sugar, orange juice, and spices. Stir until the butter melts and the sugars dissolve into a thick syrup Coat and simmer: Add the sliced sweet potatoes to the pot, stirring gently so every piece is coated in the syrup Cover and cook: Cover the pot with a tight-fitting lid and reduce the heat to low. Simmer gently for 40 to 50 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the potatoes are fork-tender Thicken the glaze: Remove the lid during the final 10 minutes of cooking. Turn the heat up slightly to medium so the liquid bubbles down, thickens, and creates a rich, sticky glaze that coats the yams Serve: Remove from the heat and let rest for a few minutes so the syrup thickens further before serving warm ( I ALSO PUT TINEY MARSHMELLOWS ON THE TOP OR I USE THE FLUFF MARSHMELLOWS IN A JAR
You can bake a classic 1950s Libby's Old Pumpkin Pie using simple pantry staples and a classic spice blend Ingredients1 unbaked 9-inch deep-dish pie crust3/4 cup white sugar1 teaspoon ground cinnamon1/2 teaspoon salt1/2 teaspoon ground ginger1/4 teaspoon ground cloves2 large eggs15-ounce can 100% pure pumpkin12-fluid-ounce can evaporated milk (I USE PUMPKIN SPICE INSTEAD OF THESE SPICES YOU CAN BUUY IT IN THE SPICE ISLE AT THE GROCERY STORES I USE MCCORMICK BRAND). InstructionsPreheat your oven to 425°F (220°C).Whisk the sugar, cinnamon, salt, ginger, and cloves in a small bowl.Beat the eggs lightly in a large bowl, then stir in the pumpkin and your dry spice mixture.Gradually stir in the evaporated milk until the filling is smooth and completely combined.Pour the mixture into your unbaked pie crust.Bake at 425°F for 15 minutes, then lower the temperature to 350°F (175°C) and bake for another 40 to 50 minutes until the center is set.Cool completely on a wire rack before slicing and serving HAPPY HOLIDAYS! YUMMY!
So I have a vehicle lined up but no way to go get it, I've tried every trimet bus and train to get to outside of mcmiville Oregon and Greyhound and Amtrak don't go there so I've been here since dec 2025 when I came in from Shreveport Louisiana via greyhound and when I was out south I tried to spend the holidays with my stupid brother Dion Simon and monte,fred and Aaron all had me beat up by the pigs of oak Grove Louisiana for no reason at all so I was in the hospital in Shreveport Louisiana for 32 days before I came out here to get money from my ex state farm insurance company agent Blake inhabit and Matt Timothy and they never brought me shit for my house in Milwaukee Oregon or any of my shit or my vehicles and I took a total loss with the irs Washington dc 📴 office for every thing I have ever purchased or inherited in my life. My new houses that State farm insurance company bought me on the Oregon coast I had moved to Mexico by the coast there by state farm insurance company in Mexico because in all reality these people will never leave me alone till there all dead in jail. So I called Rob Dixon to see if he would give me a ride to get that vehicle and he said no and look all the shit he stoled from me over the years. If I can't get it before the September 17 I'm going to ride Amtrak to Arizona and press more charges on the whole state of Oregon again and every one trying to hold me hostage. This is a true story about a portion of my life in photic USA.
So I have a vehicle lined up but no way to go get it, I've tried every trimet bus and train to get to outside of mcmiville Oregon and Greyhound and Amtrak don't go there so I've been here since dec 2025 when I came in from Shreveport Louisiana via greyhound and when I was out south I tried to spend the holidays with my stupid brother Dion Simon and monte,fred and Aaron all had me beat up by the pigs of oak Grove Louisiana for no reason at all so I was in the hospital in Shreveport Louisiana for 32 days before I came out here to get money from my ex state farm insurance company agent Blake inhabit and Matt Timothy and they never brought me shit for my house in Milwaukee Oregon or any of my shit or my vehicles and I took a total loss with the irs Washington dc 📴 office for every thing I have ever purchased or inherited in my life. My new houses that State farm insurance company bought me on the Oregon coast I had moved to Mexico by the coast there by state farm insurance company in Mexico because in all reality these people will never leave me alone till there all dead in jail. So I called Rob Dixon to see if he would give me a ride to get that vehicle and he said no and look all the shit he stoled from me over the years. If I can't get it before the September 17 I'm going to ride Amtrak to Arizona and press more charges on the whole state of Oregon again and every one trying to hold me hostage. This is a true story about a portion of my life in photic USA.
Sunday, September 13, 2026
Old-fashioned plum jam requires just fresh plums and sugar, relying on the natural pectin in the fruit skins to thicken into a rich, glossy spread 4 pounds fresh ripe plums (washed, pitted, and quartered; leave the skins on for natural flavor and setting power)3 to 4 cups granulated sugar (use less if your plums are naturally sweet, or up to 5 cups if they are tart)1 tablespoon fresh lemon juiceOptional: 1/2 cup water (to help start the juice-release if your plums are firm) Combine the quartered plums and sugar in a large bowl or pot. Stir well, cover, and let sit at room temperature for several hours or overnight so the natural juices release. Simmer down: Transfer the mixture to a wide, heavy-bottomed pot. Add the lemon juice and water (if using). Bring to a simmer over medium heat, stirring frequently to dissolve any remaining sugar and prevent scorching Mash and cook: Cook the mixture down for about 15 to 30 minutes, using a spoon or potato masher to break the softened plums down to your preferred texture Test the set: Place a small plate in the freezer beforehand. Spoon a tiny drop of hot jam onto the cold plate and let it rest for 2 minutes. Nudge it with your finger; if it wrinkles and doesn't run like liquid, it is ready Jar it: Ladle the hot jam into clean, dry jars, wipe the rims clean, and seal tightly. Process in a boiling water bath for 10 minutes if you want it shelf-stable for up to a year, or simply let it cool and store it in the refrigerator
Old-fashioned homemade ice cream is a rich, creamy treat made by churning a sweet milk and cream mixture inside a bucket packed with ice and rock salt 6 large eggs (use pasteurized if you prefer to avoid raw eggs).Sugar: 1 1/4 cups of pure cane or granulated sugar.Vanilla: 4 teaspoons of pure vanilla extract.Milk: One 14 oz can of sweetened condensed milk, two 24 oz cans of evaporated milk, and about 6 cups of whole milk to fill the canister.Freezing supplies: Crushed ice and rock salt. Mix the base: Beat the eggs and sugar together in a large bowl until smooth, then stir in the vanilla extract, sweetened condensed milk, and evaporated milk. Fill the canister: Pour the mixture into your ice cream maker's metal canister and top it off with whole milk up to the fill line Pack with ice and salt: Place the canister inside the wooden bucket. Add alternating layers of crushed ice and rock salt around the outside of the canister Churn: Turn on your electric ice cream maker or use a hand crank. Churn until the motor stalls or the handle becomes very hard to turn (usually 20 to 40 minutes) Cure: Remove the motor or crank, wipe salt away from the lid, take out the dasher (paddle), and let the ice cream firm up under a layer of fresh ice and a towel for at least an hour before serving
Saturday, September 12, 2026
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Old Fashioned Peach Cobbler To make a simple, old-fashioned peach cobbler, you pour a quick batter over melted butter and top it with fresh or canned peaches before baking IngredientsButter: 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butterPeaches: 4 cups peeled and sliced fresh peaches (or two 15-oz cans of sliced peaches, drained slightly)Sugar: 1 cup granulated sugar (divided: 3/4 cup for the batter, 1/4 cup for the peaches)Flour: 1 cup all-purpose flourBaking powder: 2 teaspoonsSalt: 1/4 teaspoonMilk: 3/4 cup whole milkCinnamon: 1/2 teaspoon InstructionsMelt the butter: Put the stick of butter into an 8x8-inch baking dish. Place the dish in the oven and preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C). Let the butter melt completely, then remove the dish from the oven. Mix the peaches: Toss the sliced peaches with 1/4 cup of sugar and a pinch of cinnamon in a bowl. Make the batter: In a separate large bowl, whisk together the flour, 3/4 cup of sugar, baking powder, and salt. Pour in the milk and stir just until combined. Do not overmix Pour the batter directly into the baking dish over the melted butter. Do not stir. Spoon the peach mixture and its juices evenly over the top of the batter. Do not stir again; the crust will rise to the top during baking. Sprinkle a little extra cinnamon on top if desired. Bake: Bake at 375°F for 40 to 45 minutes, or until the top is golden brown and the center is set Serve: Let it cool for 15 minutes before serving. Enjoy warm, ideally with a scoop of vanilla ice cream
You can bake a classic, gooey southern Pecan Pie with a flaky crust, rich custard filling, and toasted pecans IngredientsPie Crust: 1 (9-inch) unbaked single-crust pie shell (store-bought or homemade).Pecans: 1 1/2 cups pecan halves or coarsely chopped pecans.Eggs: 3 large eggs.Corn Syrup: 1 cup light or dark corn syrup.Sugar: 1 cup granulated sugar or packed brown sugar.Butter: 2 to 4 tablespoons butter, melted.Vanilla: 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract.Salt: 1/2 teaspoon salt InstructionsPreheat the oven to 350°F (175°C). (Some recipes start higher at 400°F for 15 minutes, then lower to 350°F, but a steady 350°F works great) Scatter the pecans evenly across the bottom of the unbaked pie crust Whisk the wet and dry base: In a large bowl, beat the 3 large eggs until foamy. Whisk in the sugar, corn syrup, melted butter, vanilla extract, and salt until smooth Combine: Pour the custard mixture directly over the pecans in the pie crust. The pecans will naturally float toward the top as it bakes Place the pie in the oven and bake for 50 to 60 minutes. The edges should be set, but the center should still have a slight jiggle. (TENT the edges with foil if the crust browns too quickly).-southern-pecan-pie Cool and serve: Remove from the oven and cool completely on a wire rack for at least 2 hours before slicing to let the filling set. Enjoy with whipped cream or vanilla ice cream
Thursday, September 10, 2026
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